I'll get you back evil boss!

If you think that the homeless deserve any special protection or are people too, stop reading now.

Now, with that said:

FUCK THE HOMELESS

Why, you may ask, are the homeless so shit?

Well, let’s see. Today, I was grabbing a reconstituted pile of shit burger, get my change from a tenner. It’s real fucking windy, and this £5 note goes FWOOSH, almost over a building.

Yeah, that windy.

So, I go after it, because there’s no way in hell I’m losing £5 over a fucking burger. It starts to come back down to earth, I run after it, and as it lands, some fucking homeless cunt swoops in and grabs it.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

I don’t care if you’re fucking homeless, if you have AIDS and cancer at once, or if you’re a Nigerian king, you do not swoop in front of me and steal my money in plain fucking sight.

So, I demand my shit back from the homeless twat, and just snatch it off him anyway. So yeah, I won in the end, but what’s the real issue here?

Why should I give anything to homeless people? Usually I’d give them a quid or something because I feel the need to pretend that I actually care about the rest of the world (trufax: I don’t), but now, fuck that shit. You try and steal my money? I won’t give you fucking shit. Well, y’know, maybe I’ll give you my shit. You deserve it more than my toilet.

So, what to do about the homeless? Here’s my action plan regarding the homeless problem, and I think you’ll like it:

Solution to the homeless problem: KILL THE HOMELESS.

That’s right, I said it. Kill them all. Who gives a shit? Are they ever going to make a difference in the world?

No.

Kill the lot of them, then they won’t steal your fiver, give it back to you, then beg it off you again.

Let’s just repeat that:

Kill the homeless. Please.