I'll get you back evil boss!

Let’s get right into this one. Let’s say, for example, that the word “green” offends you.

The grass is green.

Oh whoops, I offended you.

Now, in this case, if you go whining about it to someone, they’ll tell you to shut the fuck up and get over yourself, because you’re an overbearing twat.

However, let’s take a look at some words that our idiotic excuse for a society has come up with in the last few decades, and their translations into normal English:

• African-American (Black)
• Visually Challenged (Blind)
• Hir(s) (A stupid gender-neutral pronoun)
• Deferred Success (Failure)
• Negative Patient Care Outcome (Death)

When did we all become such fucking pussies? Not just for letting people invent these “words”, but standing by and letting them become acceptable?

African-American? First, not all black people are from Africa. Secondly, not all of them are American. But if you spotted say, a British black guy in America, Americans would all stumble over themselves to say “African-American”, and the guy would be thinking “Wow, these people are a bunch of cunts”.

Visually Challenged? This goes for all the other ‘challenges’ as well. Face it – these people are blind, deaf, or retarded. Their life isn’t a bloody gameshow, and I’m sure they don’t wake up thinking: “Oh boy, what challenges will I face today?” They don’t need your mollycoddling.

Gender neutral pronouns. There’s only one thing that these “words” do, and that’s neuter the English language. Hey, idiots – how much information is conveyed in a pronoun?

Don’t answer that, I’ll answer it for you: shit-tons. Way to fuck up the English language, assholes. Shut up and go back to using words that are well-established and everyone apart from you doesn’t have a problem with.

Deferred Success. Oh shit, look, they made a mistake, they fucked up and they failed. That’s their own damn fault, and let’s face it, some people won’t ever succeed. It’s called failing, and it happens to everyone. Keeping people inside their cushioned ball of “everything’s good, and everything’s fine” will just set them up for a big lovely fall (and probably make them into hobos, who will then try to fucking rob me).

Negative Patient Care Outcome. Wow, do I even need to tackle this one?
You’re obviously not going to offend the dead person, so this is obviously just one to stop your feelings being hurt. Aww, diddums. Face facts, you fucked up, someone died. Shit happens, you can’t absolve yourself by calling it a “negative outcome”. Deal with it.

To sum that up:

So anyway, that’s a small slice of the bunch of the crap that the PC Brigade has invented over the past 20 years. If any of you have been reading my posts for any length of time, you know that I’m a blunt twat who will tell it how it fucking is. So let’s continue.

What has this (and the benefits culture fostered by our lovely Labour Party) done for us?

Well, let’s trim this down into one sentence:

It’s given us a bunch of whiny, self-entitled idiots who think they can leech off everyone else because, I don’t know, they were born with a stupid finger and some missing ribs, and the Government has told them that they’re disabled (even though they really aren’t) and therefore entitled to the world being handed to them on a silver platter.

Okay, maybe that sentence was a bit long. Maybe they get a platinum platter as well – they are “disabled” after all.

But wait! That’s not everything!

We also have morons who think that everything they do is brilliant, even when it’s shit, because the schools were too afraid to let them lose the sack race, in case their feelings got hurt, and now they’re too sheltered to take it on the nose when someone tells them that they suck!

How brilliant is that? Somehow, we’ve managed to change a race of people with some common sense into a bunch of prats who cry when they stub their toe!

No wonder our males are being bashed around by women, when they’re being told that they’re worse than women, that they’re evil and malevolent and that women can’t possibly be that way, because they’re all sunshine and lollipops and can do no wrong (obviously).

Let’s put the reality check machine on full throttle now and destroy some PreConceptions:

• Some people are destined to do badly.
• Not everyone can be a doctor, lawyer, or politician.
• You are probably stupid. You also probably suck.
• You should also know how to deal with it.
• Disabled people – they’re disabled, but they don’t need you to hold them all the time.
• “Disabled” people – are not fucking disabled, tell them to get on with their lives.
• Black people – are black. (Shock horror!)
• There can be only one winner.
• 90% of the time, you aren’t that winner.
• Affectionate gender-based terminology is not sexual harassment.
• Women are not the same as men, no matter how much you wish that to be true.
• Smoking – you don’t like it? Boo hoo, find somewhere else rather than forcing people out.
• Jokes are funny – if you don’t like them, don’t fucking listen, okay?

If I offended anyone with any of that post - great!